
1,000 FULL-BODY ATHLETES · BASE
BUILT TO
BREAK
GRAVITY.
Six disciplines. Zero mystery. Choose your exact Goon, face rivals in the same sport, and call your tricks. Their stats shape the odds—but deciding when to play safe or risk everything is up to you.

THE EXACT
GOON
THE GOONIVERSE
Every sport reads instantly.
No generic floating heads. Every Goon has a full-body silhouette, visible equipment, discipline-compatible gear, and one of twelve fictional underground labels.

APPROVAL ROSTER
Twelve Goons. Twelve real looks.
The collection system contains 1,000 fixed trait assignments. These 12 concepts establish the visual range while the final 1,000 unique images are produced and validated.


Hyena
AVOIDAS
Ram
POOMA
Boar
VANISH
Shark
NORTH FAKE
Gorilla
OFF-BEIGE
Fox
CARHEART
Raccoon
PROCRASTIGONIA
Snow Leopard
BURNTON
Human
VOLCANO
Human
FAUX RACING
Human
QUEAZYTHE FIRST GAME CONCEPT
Call the trick.
Play the odds.
Gravity Goons is planned as a blockchain-backed, turn-based trick battle. Skateboarders face skateboarders, BMX riders face BMX riders, and every other Goon competes within their own discipline. The exact rules, probability model, and game engine will be designed later.
Match your discipline
Skaters battle skaters. Surfers battle surfers. Each of the six sports gets its own trick catalog, matchup identity, and strategic rhythm.
Choose the trick
Call the move you want your Goon to attempt. Safer tricks can apply steady pressure; ambitious tricks can change the entire battle.
Know your odds
Every Goon starts with 30 stat points, and rarity adds no bonus. Speed, Air, Control, Style, and Toughness help determine a visible landing percentage.
Progress travels
Future XP, learned tricks, achievements, and battle history are designed to stay with the NFT—even when the Goon changes wallets.
NO BLIND BOX. NO REVEAL.
